I hate mobile phones cause I'm a dunce!

You find a good place to write a blog or two, and you follow all the stuff from a laptop and main computer so well you feel that its so easy then you decide well I do (own my own feelings hell yeah) use a mobile phone and its a fancy no holds barred and big screen LG Viewity and even an I pod touch, and can I get ramblings of a pirate on it, like hell I do but like a hopelessly in Love newbie to all this teck no stuff I will get it in the end... fingers crossed or the phone go's out the window.